Today's IT comes to you from the "Internet Adverising Leads To Funny Juxtapositions" department.

If this medium was ammenable to my doing my GWB impression, I'd say "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. *snicker* *snicker*" in my Bush voice. Frankly, the punch lines for this one are endless, but the funniest ones are all sound-gags, based on associating your choice of politically important entity with characters from Lord of the Rings (Dick Cheney referring to Haliburton as "My precious" might make a good one) But since I can't, here's your punch-line instead.

Even Bush could not have anticpated Mordor joining the axis of evil