So, normally I don't go in for the net.forward.memes, but my beloved thought this would be fun, and it was. Aside from the humiliation.

Here's how it works: Stick all the yummy digital music you have on shuffle, and repeatedly take the next song served to answer the following questions.

Obvious caveat applies: I haven't really updated my digital music collection in about five years. Damn you, RIAA.

• How am I feeling today?
  • White Wedding, Billy Joel
• Will I get far in life?
  • Drops of Jupiter, Train
• How do my friends see me?
  • Wish You Were Here, Radiohead
• Where will I get married?
  • All along the watchtower, Michael Hedges
• What is my best friend's theme song?
  • The Remedy (I Won't Worry), Jason Mraz
• What is the story of my life?
  • The Prayer of St. Francis, Sarah McLachlan
• What is/was highschool like?
  • The Ballad of Ed's Shirt, Barenaked Ladies
• How can I get ahead in life?
  • Bittersweet symphony, Barenaked Ladies
• What is the best thing about me?
  • Peacekeeper, Fleetwood Mac
• How is today going to be?
  • Kiss Me, Sixpence None The Richer
• What is in store for this weekend?
  • When Doves Cry, Barenaked Ladies
• What song describes my parents?
  • Fastest Man on the planet, Barenaked Ladies
• What song describes my grandparents
  • Sleeping Satillite, Tasmin Archer
• How is my life going?
  • Come Back Tomorrow, Quiddity
• What song will they play at my funeral?
  • If I had a million dollars, Barenaked Ladies
• How does the world see me?
  • Morning Glory, Oaisis
• Will I have a happy life?
  • Black, Sarah McLachlan
• What do my friends really think of me?
  • Captive, Sarah McLachlan
• Do people secretly lust after me?
  • Silence, Sarah McLachlan
• What should I do with my life?
  • Leave Virginia Alone, Rod Stewart
• Will I ever have children?
  • i'm my own grandpa, Homer and Jethroe
• What is some good advice?
  • Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynyrd
• What is my signature dancing song?
  • You're No Good, Wild Orchid
• What do I think my current theme song is?
  • I ain't marching anymore, Phil Ochs
• What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
  • Lullabye, Shawn Mullins
• What type of men/women do you like?
  • When she loved me, Sarah McLachlan