Courtesy of Boing Boing:

Somewhere in Hawaii, a child is not having a merry Christmas. KHON reports this on a boy who received an iPod video for the holiday, only to find the box full not of iPod, but of beef.

No, really.

I would save this for Sunday and make a picture, but I'm going to be out of town on Sunday. So, here's not one but several punchlines that occurred to me:

• KHOOOOOON!
• My God, it's full of rotting flesh!
• They're made out of MEAT!
• Soylent white is PEOPLE!
• Dude. You're sad because you didn't get an iPod? You live in Hawaii.

Do you have a funny punchline for this article? Send it in.

Oh, if your Photoshop skills are better than mine, you can also send in your pictures of a mystery meat iPod, which I will call a "Meatpod". Good images will be posted.