Today's IT is on time, and thanks to this article at World O'Crap.

Quick Precis: It's about a clever gimmick to ensure that your daughter remains "pure" by convincing her to trade in exclusive control of her sexual identity for, well, pretty shiny jewelery.

The idea is that dear old dad gives her a locket, and keeps the key. On her wedding day, he gives the son-in-law to be the key, and he gives dad three goats and a bale of wheat, thus completing the sale of his daughter into sexual slavery. Y'know, like in the good old days.

Anyway, today's inspiration is this line from the "Heart2Heart" website:

Since God has placed her in your care as a parent, you and only you can hold the “key to her heart.”

And by "heart", we mean, "vagina".