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Sometimes, a thought is inappropriate because it's lewd or otherwise outside the bounds of decency for the current context. Sometimes, it's inappropriate because it flat out misses the point.

And sometimes it does both



A while back, one of my friends, a homosexual, was discussing his lack of attraction to the female anatomy. One of the various things he said in the course of the discussion was that he thought that the female genitalia looked like a spitting cobra.
A few days ago, I happened to mention this anecdote to a female friend. It was totally in-context, believe it or not, but I won't bore you with the contextual details. What I thought was interesting was her reaction:
No way! It doesn't spit! --------