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Ever hear the country song "Three Wooden Crosses"? It's one of those songs I know about only because of karaoke. There's a farmer, a preacher, a hooker, and a teacher on this bus, and it crashes. And the refrain to the song tells us that there's three wooden crosses along the side of the highway, as you often see on dangerous roads, marking the spot where they died. And the whole point of the song is that it's supposed to be the story being told by this preacher. His mom was the hooker, and the fact that she survived evidently caused her to reform, procreate, and eventually send her son into the clergy. It's this nice moral story about, um, something or other. But every time I hear it, there's this one thought I can't avoid:
What happened to the guy who was driving the bus? --------